24 Jokes - okay 10

This list is for my dad. You can't have heard them all dad, so hope a few make you smile -

-If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

-Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

- Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

-Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

-When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

-Jack Bauer's vanity plate reads: IKIL4CTU.

-Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

-In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

-Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.